Funnies Jokes Humour
Horse dreams dashed, teen turns to cow
by admin on Apr.06, 2011, under Funnies Jokes Humour, Living as Mortals
From http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4853997/Horse-dreams-dashed-teen-turns-to-cow
When Regina Mayer’s parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old didn’t sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding dreams come true.
Spanish Guard Collapses During Royal Visit
by admin on Mar.31, 2011, under Funnies Jokes Humour
Another one collapses in the line of duty.
I know how it feels to stand on guard for hours under the bright sunny sky. It’s very demanding, and almost superhuman.
Poor guy. Let’s at least give him the honour of Internet fame.
Charlie Sheen’s Biggest Fans – Who are they?
by admin on Mar.11, 2011, under Funnies Jokes Humour
Charlie Sheen’s biggest fans – Who are they?
We found them using Google Trends (see below).
How on earth can 20-thousand people in Herndon put out way more searches on Charlie Sheen on Google than the 20-million people in the city of New York?
Only one answer: they are Charlie Sheen’s biggest fans!
Top 6 Annoying Corporate Euphemisms
by admin on Mar.08, 2011, under Funnies Jokes Humour, Living as Mortals
Here are the top 5 corporate euphemisms that never fail to annoy me
1. At the end of the day
Meaning: whatever your argument is, mine is better and my position compells you to listen to me…or you is fired!
2. Touch base
Meaning: Nothing really. Just calling to keep me in your address book. Derp derp hu durr durr.
Always makes me cringe when someone wants to touch my base.
3. Low hanging fruits
Meaning: We don’t want to do the hard stuff. We just want to do the easy ones and congratulate ourselves for the achievements.
4. Show thought leadership
Meaning: Quick! We need to say something quick to look smart…anything will do!
5. Buzzword
Meaning: This word can make us look smart because it is confusing to others and make them feel less-informed. Better use this as much as possible before it becomes too common.
6. Authoritative source
Meaning: I’ve read this and OMG I like it so it must be true because I can’t be wrong! Yes this is the only source I’ve read but what do you mean I need to read other sources as well?
What are other corporate euphemisms that annoy you? :)
Gaddafi + Nescafe = Best product placement ever! (Gaddafi Blames Nescafe)
by admin on Feb.25, 2011, under Funnies Jokes Humour, Politics, NZ and the World
Gaddafi blames Nescafe and Al Qaeda for Libyan revolt.
“Their ages are 17. They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe,” said Gaddafi.
Source:
Reuters.com – http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/24/us-libya-protests-gaddafi-idUSTRE71N4NI20110224
Stuff.co.nz – http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/middle-east/4702371/Gaddafi-forces-strike-back-at-opponents-in-Libya
You can pay celebrities, musicians and experts to endorse your products, but when someone with integrity and zeal like Gaddafi says it you just gotta listen….or he might just bomb you.
Telling it like it is
by Moot on Mar.05, 2010, under Funnies Jokes Humour
Telling it like it is. How hard is it?
I wish our newspapers are this transparent – Not Safe for Work. Open it at home!
Example of Good CV/Resume
by Moot on Mar.04, 2010, under Funnies Jokes Humour
Looking for example of good cv/resume?
I think this guy knows how to write a good cv!

Example of good cv/resume
If you happen to know the original website for this, please let me know so I can credit it on here.
MoanMyIP.com ???
by admin on Oct.30, 2009, under Funnies Jokes Humour
Two words: WHAT THE….???
WARNING: bordering on not-safe-for-work
This brings a new twist in trying to find out what your IP address is.
Or not.
Damn, I just checked my IP address 7 times within the last 5 minutes and I already forgot what it is. Let me check it again….
Search Engine Battle: Google vs. Cuil
by admin on May.13, 2009, under Funnies Jokes Humour, SEO and Online Marketing
The Quest for Search Engine Holy Grail
Made by Google’s ex engineer, last summer a hotly hyped search engine was unveiled and was billed as a legitimate challenger to Google. Cuil, as that search engine is known, launched with quite a bit of pomp and circumstance before Web traffic flooded its servers, causing it to crash.
But did Cuil get it right?
My simple test below showed that it might be the case.
Cuil: 1 – Google: 0
About Horses
by admin on Oct.01, 2008, under Funnies Jokes Humour
Q: Why we don’t put horses at the rear of horse cart like Porsche does with their cars?
A: Because we never know what they may say behind our back.
And you know what interests me the most about Water Polo sport? I can never understand how they train the horses to hold their breath under water.




